Sample Pack Mega Bundle (16 in 1)

How many times have you been sitting around and thought “Well turn me around and push my shit back in, I've been absolutely rinsing Bill's older drum packs and I'm sick of it!”?

If you've done this even one time, it’s too many! (trust me... I've heard). But boy do I have the solution for you… Another drum pack ?

Let that shit ooze out in the correct direction once and for all!
(Oh, and enjoy the experimental drums) ❤️

This metal-themed, foley pack is exactly as it sounds. FUCKING METAL! These samples are perfect for layering with percussion & transient-based elements to take your average, saggy, 6/10 beat into a mechanical monster that’ll make your friends be like “Woah, did you smack a mormon wearing a chastity belt in the dick with the trucks of your skateboard, record it with an Olympus LS10 field recorder, run away & then layer that on your snare!?”, to which you’ll respond “No, but thank you for asking”.

Spanning over 369 samples totaling 157 MB of disk space, these 44.1kHz, 24-bit files range from percussive, metallic, warehouse recordings such as the sounds of 44-gallon drums, bins being treated like the trash receptacles they are, machinery (such as circular saws), thermos’, storage containers, mesh grates through to the ASMR qualities from nuts & bolts & foil!

Never complain to me that your production doesn’t have enough hard-edged detail to it ever again, because I’ll just link you to this pack & tell you to layer it on your drums! :p

Fuck going outside, amirite? Yes, I am… Studio is the best place… hunnid percent.

So, don’t worry, I went outside for you to record these 123 samples totalling 39.8MB.

This pack contains the sounds of bushes ruffling, sticks breaking, rocks crunching, a folding chair being dragged around and just other general things that people tend to do when they’re outside.

This pack is great for layering on drums to give your production that organic, Amon Tobin / Eskmo edge it requires for your friends to think you have some integrity as an artist!

Yeah, I said it, your friends are dicks.

Ever thought your music sounded a bit too human? Yeah, you were probably using my organic drums pack & using the groove pool in Live & shit…dummy.

Anyway, you probably need some machinery in your music if you want it to sound like a fuggn transformer shopping his ass out to the Tin Man from Wizard Of Oz at Church’s Chicken.

These 137, 44.1kHz, 24-bit wav files totalling a measly 92.5 MB of your HDD space contain recordings of heavy duty, automated tools, machinery, drilling, clicks and clacks, an air compressor, and a little robot moving about.

Ever wished your music sounded more like a camera or a hose rack? No… of course you haven’t, that’d be a fucking stupid thing to sound like. *googles camera music* - oh, of course someone’s done that. Well, he shoulda just used this sample pack lol, dummy… Maybe he can retroactively make sense of this mess by buying this sample pack.

Anyway, bullshit anecdotal (brb… googling synonyms for retardedness cos’ that’s not cool to say these days) ROTUNDNESS aside, this is another nice collection of foley ideal for layering with electronic sounds or creating environmental soundscapes & such! Get it, or be square... Yeahhhh - this is why I don’t rap, or write lyrics… or talk much at all for that matter… just buy the damn samples.

This Domestics pack contains 114 files totaling 110 MB. Each sample is available as a 24-bit 44.1 kHz WAV file.

Let’s be real. There are samples of chains in this pack. I don’t know what kinda sport you play, but over here, I’m playing CHAIN BALL!!

For real though, shaka bruh - this pack is a mash of samples spanning over 103, 44.1kHz, 24-bit wav files taking up around 56MB of your torrented e-book ridden disk space ranging from big, reverberant hits inside Hawkesbury Indoor Stadium (which I used to live right behind) to some random samples of a bike, and FUCKING CHAIN BALL!

Have a think about neuro-bass sound design for a second. Now put the gun away… don’t shoot your dick… BAD BOY - it’s fine, I have all the neuro basses right here for you, you don’t have to go through the tyrannous bullshit to make them yourself.

This pack contains 133, 24-bit, 44.1kHz WAV files of str8 notch filter, assery (plus may or may not contain secret anti-dick shooting formula - which you’re likely gonna’ need anyway if you try to make neuro basses yourself, so just get the pack either way to be safe).

Creative artistic experimentation… Sounds good, doesn’t work.

JK, it works. I am living proof that you can be a weird, middle-aged man & be fine. I’m fine… OK. Anyway, if you’ve ever thought “Damn child, this electronic audio music piece I am producing is sounding very dope & I cannot wait to play it at the concert, but I really wish that it had the sound of a robot shitting itself in there somewhere” then, look no further. I have got your family… I mean you*… I have got you* This particular pack does NOT come with the anti-dick shooting serum, but it does however come with 112 24-bit, 44.1kHz, WAV files named after & influenced by artists such as Tipper & other artists that sound like Tipper.

Volume 3, the final piece to the bass-pack puzzle (for now at least).

Feast your ears on 102, 24-bit, 44.1kHz WAV files of pure tonal movement (aka “neuro-basses”). If at ANY point in your production career you have thought to yourself “Fuck NOISIA are insane, I wish I could make something half as good as that” - well, you’re ABSOLUTELY screwed, these sounds are not as good as NOISIA’s sounds, but it’s a pretty decent start if you want to sound like a discounted version of NOISIA!

So - go on, my friend. Whack these tonal bass clips right up your clakka & send all your results to Nolan & Husdon at Upscale Recordings.

Like most of my digital sound-design based packs, this too sounds like a machine (or robot, let’s personify the cunt) spraying viscous, black liquid at high pressure out of a small hole where it’s asshole would be if it were a human. This pack is heavily influenced by sound-designers such as Richard Devine, Qebrus & the Enigmatik Records alumni, so grab these 144, 24-bit, 44.1kHz WAV files, get your vape-pen loaded, slip a fedora on your dome & go to town on some sonic boundary pushing IDM that makes you feel like you’re more advanced than creators who make simple songs to express their stupid feelings & don’t really appreciate the sound-design aspect of music in the same ways that you (and likely your friends into the same specific-ass things as you are) do.

Oh, and the pack is also a farm if you use your imagination.